The Intrigue of Potty Training

We have been a bit homebound lately. There is a perfect storm following us everywhere.  It is the unpredictable horror of a potty training two year old boy. He goes through more underwear and shorts in a day than Cher goes through costumes during a concert.  I have washed the bathroom floors (and <gag> walls) […]

I could’ve been a rocket scientist…

But then we started having babies. Now all of my grey matter belongs to these tiny humans. Rapid fire of questions from Zeke this morning: “Mom, if all the people in the world were in our house, we couldn’t breath, and we wouldn’t have any squirrels, right?” (What does that even mean?!?!) “Where do squirrels […]