An Abridged Guide to Little Boys

Here is a handy guide for moms of boys denoting little boys’ complex thought process regarding hygiene and cleanliness. Situation 1: Is peeing all over the bathroom acceptable? Yes. The world is my toilet. Be happy I peed indoors AND in the same room as the toilet. Situation 2: Should I eat my boogers? Of […]

The Struggle Is Real

We moved to the country to embrace the simple life. Couple of city kids eschewing the fast pace ready to raise our family in a grass roots kinda way. hahaha First, let’s discuss grass and it’s roots. Grass growing on an acre of land responds to the threat of weeds like a turtle when confronted […]

The Intrigue of Potty Training

We have been a bit homebound lately. There is a perfect storm following us everywhere.  It is the unpredictable horror of a potty training two year old boy. He goes through more underwear and shorts in a day than Cher goes through costumes during a concert.  I have washed the bathroom floors (and <gag> walls) […]