Zeke came in the house, filthy… Me: “Zeke, what in the world is on your back?”Zeke: “I don’t know. What does it look like?”Me: “Um well, it looks like dirt and slime.”Zeke: “Hmmm…dirt and slime… I really don’t know.”Me: “Well, what have you been doing?”Zeke: “Just being a turtle outside.”Me: “How were you being a […]