Week 6 of What to Expect When You Are Expecting, Again

Week 6 How you are feeling: Hello, nausea! Remember the giant horse pill they call a prenatal vitamin? Yeah, that sucker is going to try to kill you slowly, as it gets lodged in your gag reflex area and you struggle to remember the point of the dang thing, if it really is so important […]

What’s Tabata With You?

Tabata- (tah-BOT-ah) official definition: noun. an enhanced form of interval training. It is an exercise strategy alternating periods of short intense anaerobic exercise with less-intense recovery periods. Usually 8 rounds of 20 seconds of high intensity followed by 10 seconds of rest, resulting in a total of 4 minutes. actual definition: noun. The longest, most […]

Turn Off the Lights!!! (Mommy wants a steak)

We live in Lubbock, Texas. Our fine city boasts a population of over 200,000 humans.  We have one electric company. But it’s ok, because the electric company’s name is Lubbock Power and Light. Obviously since they have included our town’s name in their business’s name, they are totally looking out for the needs of their […]

The Intrigue of Potty Training

We have been a bit homebound lately. There is a perfect storm following us everywhere.  It is the unpredictable horror of a potty training two year old boy. He goes through more underwear and shorts in a day than Cher goes through costumes during a concert.  I have washed the bathroom floors (and <gag> walls) […]

More Poop Than Giggles

I am so sorry to my tens of readers for not posting in a while.  We have been dealing with a lot more poop than giggles lately. No, seriously. Amelia has been pooping around the clock for 11 days now.  Here is a look at the last 11 days (in addition to everything else everyday […]