When the Thought Doesn’t Count

This morning I called the firefighter. There was a dang tractor rolling all up and down our land. I was wondering if I needed to go out there in my pjs, with Eva Tennessee on my hip, brandishing a rifle, hollering at him “You best git offa my land or we kin both see what […]

Moves Like Jagger

In a fit of empowerment (stupidity), I took the kids to the mall. Amelia and Connor sat in the double stroller while Zeke orbited us waving at random strangers, asking for cookies, and dancing to every song everywhere we went. Maroon 5’s “Moves Like Jagger” came on, prompting a particularly spastic flash dance from my […]