Here is a handy guide for moms of boys denoting little boys’ complex thought process regarding hygiene and cleanliness. Situation 1: Is peeing all over the bathroom acceptable? Yes. The world is my toilet. Be happy I peed indoors AND in the same room as the toilet. Situation 2: Should I eat my boogers? Of […]
We live in Lubbock, Texas. Our fine city boasts a population of over 200,000 humans. We have one electric company. But it’s ok, because the electric company’s name is Lubbock Power and Light. Obviously since they have included our town’s name in their business’s name, they are totally looking out for the needs of their […]
But then we started having babies. Now all of my grey matter belongs to these tiny humans. Rapid fire of questions from Zeke this morning: “Mom, if all the people in the world were in our house, we couldn’t breath, and we wouldn’t have any squirrels, right?” (What does that even mean?!?!) “Where do squirrels […]
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