I am having surgery in about a week so my exclusively breastfed baby is having to learn how to take a bottle…
Sure, mom! I’ll try anything once!
You know what? I got this.
Wait. No. I don’t. What is happening??
Um. Sure, we can try again.
It does look fun…
This ain’t happening.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Fine. because I love you, I am willing to try one more time.
yeah. you need to get this away from me.
not. gonna. do. it.
nah. gah. dah.
What if I just do this until you’re free?
What do you mean it’ll be 24 hours till you can feed me?
What will happen to my thighs?? I’ll waste away!!
Sorry. I made this about me.
You smell great.
IT’S JUST RIGHT THERE!!!
Oh, goodness. Yes, I remember that. It was more that I thought it would be a good idea if Little Man could take a bottle, rather than necessary. But he would have nothing to do with it. At all. Sometimes, I read, it helps if its someone other than the nursing mother to try to give the bottle, but even then, Little Man just screamed at his grandmother for it. it was heart wrenching, and I gave it up. It will only be 24 hours? That’s good. No fun.