I am having surgery in about a week so my exclusively breastfed baby is having to learn how to take a bottle…
Sure, mom! I’ll try anything once!
You know what? I got this.
Wait. No. I don’t. What is happening??
Um. Sure, we can try again.
It does look fun…
This ain’t happening.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Fine. because I love you, I am willing to try one more time.
yeah. you need to get this away from me.
not. gonna. do. it.
nah. gah. dah.
What if I just do this until you’re free?
What do you mean it’ll be 24 hours till you can feed me?
What will happen to my thighs?? I’ll waste away!!
Sorry. I made this about me.
You smell great.
IT’S JUST RIGHT THERE!!!