We bought Halloween costumes for the boys. Connor (2) will be Buzz Lightyear and Zeke (6) will be the lanky Sheriff Woody. We were talking about how we wished we could find a tiny Jessie costume for Amelia (7months). Then I said, “Well, I could just be Jessie.” Zeke, without missing a beat, said, “No, […]
The firefighter and I are going on a vacation in the spring! In honor of that awesome upcoming event, I decided it is time to whip my body into shape. Although, really, I have lots of shapes everywhere on my body… Stretch marks and varicose veins making squiggly shapes all over my legs, a muffin […]
Last night Zeke (6) and Connor (2) were fighting over a toy. Their fighting consists of Zeke repeating, “Connor can I have a turn?” over and over, like the teacher on Ferris Bueller’s Day Off droning, “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?” whilst slowly removing the toy from Connor’s fat fists. It’s like he is trying to hypnotize […]
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