Today I turned 30. It’s etched all over my face. No, really. I expected a few wrinkles, but the three giant prom night pimples were a surprise. Was I a fool to believe that the acne would ebb as the wrinkles flowed? I also have a few, um, pigment free hairs. Even without these sneaky […]
“What if it’s permanent?” As soon as he said the words, the firefighter looked like he would give a kidney to take them back. Our eyes met. We both sputtered. He tried desperately to set my mind at ease, saying things he didn’t really mean, “Babe, I don’t really think that.” and “I forgot who […]
We started haggling over our hoardings yesterday morning at sunrise when a man knocked on our front door. We hadn’t even opened the garage door or put up signs around our neighborhood yet. (Craigslist is a very effective advertising tool.) So the firefighter opened the garage and let this middle aged man in. He was […]
My husband and I had a really hard talk. This didn’t happen overnight, it has been a long time coming. Neither of us are good at goodbyes, but we realize we just can’t keep doing this anymore. We have to just let go. We are having a garage sale! This epic event has been 7 […]
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