O, for the love of blog…

Well dang it. She’s here.  I haven’t had to suffer her visit in nearly three years, but she’s back. Aunt Flo. Yeah, that’s right. I went there. Because this is the kind of bold insight that separates this blog from many others. An almost journalistic approach to shed light on things often unspoken. Boldly going […]

The lizard incident

Disclaimer: This post is rated “SG” for “Super Gross” content You know all those cute poems and thoughts about little boys? Adorable limericks about puppy dogs, dirt, and frogs. Well, let me tell you, there is more. oh. so. much. more. Today I’d like to pose this question: why must their clothing come with pockets?  […]

Foul Neighbors

Look, I don’t want to ruffle any feathers here, but our neighbors are a bunch of obnoxious drunks who throw wild, loud parties every stinkin’ night and the mess ends up all over our yard and driveway.  I am too chicken to call the authorities because I know the officers will probably just snicker and […]

Ode to Mom’s Bathroom

Last night our A/C stopped working. It was still about five billion degrees outside when it just gave up.  It’s not like we keep it arctic cool up in here.  We set the thermostat at 78 or 79. Here’s the thing, our major appliances, plumbing and vehicles know when the firefighter is away. They take […]