Sweet spandex with your form hugging sheen, I have heard you are a privilege and not a right.
I say those naysayers know not what they speak. Those trite fools have never come away from a buffet, full.
Whence their bellies hit the belt of their jeans, your ever present stretch beckons a second helping of dessert.
Enough of that, but honestly my love affair with spandex is centered around my center and the fact that I have been eating for two since 2009. Seriously. Whether pregnant or nursing or pregnant and nursing, I have grown (haha) to have a respect for that staple of the 80′ and early 90’s. Not full on Spandex, but a little give in the waistband sure is awesome.