While I was enormously pregnant:

For this to be funny you have to understand Zeke does not have a sarcastic bone in his body. He is the most literal person I have ever met:
Zeke barges into the bathroom: “Mom, can I…”
Me utterly flustered: “EZEKIEL, why must you ALWAYS talk to me while I am in the bathroom, and WHY do you come in to talk to me? Why can’t you talk outside the door?”
Zeke: “Well, you are always in the bathroom and when I ask you when the door is closed you always tell me to wait until we are in the same room.”
…kid has a point.